George Carlin on crack 😜

Dating advice: If she uses social media a lot, thats a red flag.
Far less so for guys because guys dont advice each other to dump someone because they dont use an iphone or some equal retarded shit
Ofc, thats usually California hoes.

2025-04-03 19:45:19

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Thought makes me hard

2025-04-03 19:40:22

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Wtf nigbot

2025-04-03 19:36:23

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Klingon Fried Carney

2025-04-03 19:34:23

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Godamn I'm looking forward to when carney gets grilled. Just spitroast the motherfucker

2025-04-03 19:27:55

This is sum shit outta Warhammer 40000
#nevent1q…8x8l

2025-04-03 19:25:23

Lets be real. Its funny watching all the retarded bitches in the media and everywhere melt down over Trump being back in office for the next four years (and if youre one of the progressive whores, just go neck yourself already, nobody can stand listening to you, not even your sexually hopeful fanbois), but they need to stop being idiots. Complain about hillary using private emails and then invite a fucking journo into a private chat for the department heads?
Wtf are you even doing

2025-04-03 18:56:50

Though bitcoin is useful. LA is just a sinkhole full of rapists, narcotics, prostitutes and broken people.
Cut the effin power to LA alreaxy. Hell, cut CA entirely from the grid
#nevent1q…5aq7

2025-04-03 18:37:54

Also a lot of women are batshit crazy
#nevent1q…qjzt

2025-04-03 18:37:19

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Owner was high on something

2025-04-03 18:28:15

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Nigga needs to get vaxxed

2025-04-03 18:16:24

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POO & PISS

2025-04-03 17:29:48

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Klingon Fried Chiken

2025-04-02 22:06:07

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But if theres no air!

2025-04-02 22:03:28

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Its a state of mind

2025-04-02 22:03:04

Payback time, fuckers
#nevent1q…fmsc

2025-04-02 21:59:59

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Penis

2025-04-02 20:21:25

The penis mightier

2025-04-01 23:13:17

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Just kick CA out of the union, problem solved.

2025-04-01 23:10:08

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So youre ssying... there is a chance!

2025-04-01 23:07:45

MONSTER ENERGY
#nevent1q…gquw

2025-04-01 20:11:17

In late 2021, Jobst started a speedrunning podcast called The Legends Podcast. In September 2021, Legends co-host Tomatoanus announced the cancellation of future episodes and the taking down of previous episodes after Jobst was accused of racism. In a video, Jobst denied the allegations, stating that messages had been taken out of context.[10]
>tomatoanus 🤣

2025-04-01 18:37:01

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How fucking dumb are they

2025-03-31 20:29:00

Media fluffers are retards
#nevent1q…fq84

2025-03-31 01:08:01

Im a DEDICATED heroin enjoyer
https://image.nostr.build/430c78b479d149ce06f30fb2399cc6995a389ecc0d4f3eb49ce0088c2fa220e0.jpg

2025-03-31 00:58:19

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I love you man

2025-03-31 00:46:49

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Is the benis inflating?

2025-03-30 19:29:23

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Yeah, Id better....

2025-03-30 19:28:33

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To the moon!

2025-03-29 23:02:41

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Niggabaum

2025-03-28 20:46:04

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Only place where gun homicides surpass Chicago is ofc DC.

2025-03-28 19:55:59

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You need to do a fundraiser

2025-03-28 19:50:27

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Have a good eat

2025-03-27 22:32:27

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@nprofile…5jym he called you

2025-03-27 21:59:20

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Im unsatisfied with my size

2025-03-27 21:58:16

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Strawjak

2025-03-27 19:14:17

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LITERALLY SHAKING

2025-03-26 21:19:25

Why are the troonyfags blocking pixelfed instances now? Are they bored?
#nevent1q…c3g6

2025-03-25 23:26:51

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Dooqtooorate

2025-03-25 23:25:57

Left coast women are soiled skanks (most of them)

2025-03-25 22:54:35

Me after the 2nd pot of coffee...
#nevent1q…3lss

2025-03-25 20:46:24

Winning the challenge pissing contest
#nevent1q…alvk

2025-03-25 20:28:51

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Yeah, assblasting

2025-03-25 20:00:42

https://image.nostr.build/4e14983811ad0fdf475977b21027180f404501c4b212413bedc6d0f976ee11dd.jpg

2025-03-25 19:02:42

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Dude you gotta calm down, youre gonna rip your nuts off

2025-03-25 19:00:37

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Meth, however...

2025-03-25 18:37:43

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Read that as cocaine

2025-03-25 17:41:35

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Thats weed, tho

2025-03-25 17:33:48

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15 minutes on the phone... gotta be bad

2025-03-24 22:05:55

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Big Whale Ganzler
Decent dictator name btw

2025-03-23 23:41:13

Im guessing you start at the toilet, but since Joe is demented and Quamalla is a pajeet, m guessing both end up shitting in the living room or the garden.
#nevent1q…482e

2025-03-23 23:31:12

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At least he wasnt indian

2025-03-23 20:33:56

1 guy 1 jar
2 girls 1 cup
2 guys 1 horse
3 guys 1 hammer
Ah, the joys of the young internet 🤣

2025-03-23 19:48:33

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NixOS management most likely has been taken over by one of the intelligence agencies

2025-03-23 19:09:33

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Whats this?

2025-03-23 18:07:39

Desparately want to get blacked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqfWdtbMwvk

2025-03-22 21:18:24

The commission received reports of Ruby's penchant for violence. He had a volatile temper, and he often resorted to violence with employees who had upset him. He acted as the bouncer of his own club and beat his customers on at least 25 occasions. The fights would often end with Ruby throwing his victims down the club's stairs.[11]
Awesome finishing move

2025-03-22 20:50:31

Nigbot vs ethot 🤣
#nevent1q…pv5c

2025-03-22 20:49:26

Lily philips has joined fediverse
#nevent1q…3e76

2025-03-21 18:57:26

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Yes women have body hair and I expect women to trim their excessive body hair if theyre together with me... women have done this for milennia but the hideous hags in the west apparent have forgotten that virtue

2025-03-21 18:18:21

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God, Im so relieved that they got trashed. EVERYTHING about the DNC campaigning and candidates was rotten. EVERYTHING.

2025-03-21 17:50:42

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Uh. Nope

2025-03-21 17:37:08

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Full size expansion sluts

2025-03-20 23:42:53

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Attention hungry twitter bitch

2025-03-20 23:41:34

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Take the knee

2025-03-20 21:00:23

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And ofc its a swiftie bimbo playing the sex positive card. How fucking ironic

2025-03-20 20:46:39

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He wants to blow him

2025-03-20 20:34:58

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Hahahahahsga

2025-03-20 20:22:53

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Put interracia porn novellas in the alt text

2025-03-20 20:20:47

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Ask IS ISRRAL PAYING FOR THIS!?

2025-03-20 20:06:53

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My name is George Carlin, my penis is a literal fucking jackhammer and my gender identity is a Russian T-34

2025-03-20 19:26:26

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Respect to you man, I can barely fireure my regular shit out

2025-03-20 19:22:01

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Better than china made POS

2025-03-20 18:00:43

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Destruction.
Thats what the queerytroons are up to. Always.

2025-03-20 17:45:09

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Probably that he inflated his own importance in the Doom development and John Romero corrected him very thoroughly

2025-03-20 17:29:49

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Microsoft execs should be hung from lightpoles.

2025-03-19 21:51:47

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Five buxx? My lord

2025-03-19 21:46:19

HOW TO BE SIGMA
DO HARD DRUGS. COCAINE.
DONT BE GAY UNLESS YOU ARE EXTREMELY DISCREET ABOUT IT
INSULT FEMALES EVERYWHERE, ALL THE TIME
HAVE 25 SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNTS, INSULT POLITICIANS TO ATTRACT THEIR ORBITERS, THEN INSULT THEM
UPGRADE YOUR IQ TO 180
SLEEP ONLY ON WEEKENDS
DRINK BLACK LABEL BEER TO LOSE WEIGHT
CALL UP FEMALE POLITICIANS AND CALL THEM DIRTY SLAGS WEEKLY
DONT LIVE IN NEW YORK
Really, fuck New York

2025-03-19 21:30:24

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Do an oral Mr Hands on im

2025-03-19 21:03:53

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Proudly wearing the rapestache

2025-03-19 20:43:58

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Stick it in her pooper

2025-03-19 20:34:04

Meanwhile in Jew York..
#nevent1q…z2jg