D00B :verified: :niggy_dab: :mfw_niggers:

Public Key

npub12ny4kzpg59kgnrzrcnfct5fq29k4t33acnrzfp78gplh37zjyg2suxjdrp

NIP-05 Address

D00B@seal-cafe.mostr.pub

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Last Notes

2025-01-25 02:40:42

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@nprofile…r6gr @nprofile…slnj teddy is a fucker some times. They are both chill but I mean how would you feel if you're trying to sleep and some fat retard comes up and chomps you, then chases you for like 2 hours, you get pissed I am sure.

2025-01-25 02:29:47

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@nprofile…r6gr teddy has a booboo 1 sec
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2025-01-21 18:05:09

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@nprofile…grcp @nprofile…r6gr @nprofile…xsmy @nprofile…g3sr @nprofile…8sam @nprofile…9fxe @nprofile…usum I was super excited

2025-01-05 18:06:44

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2024-12-31 00:18:09

@nprofile…usum @nprofile…g3sr @nprofile…9fxe @nprofile…8sam @nprofile…r6gr @nprofile…xsmy @nprofile…grcp Best friends
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2024-12-29 04:36:50

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@nprofile…grcp Sandwiches get some of those italian meats and a couple hoagie rolls

2024-12-24 13:43:52

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@nprofile…dxhj saved

2024-12-18 00:34:21

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@nprofile…r6gr my lady just bought me pizza, I hide it from teddy and he's mad

2024-12-07 14:28:33

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@nprofile…0jv3 @nprofile…r544 If you look like this nothing you say matters.
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2024-11-08 13:03:30

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@npub106d…3m89 late payments

2024-11-08 12:47:17

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@npub106d…3m89 are you lenient on that we are at work.

2024-11-08 12:43:29

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@npub106d…3m89 we lost 1% in the stonks every week when biden was in. Possibly more.

2024-11-03 13:29:08

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@npub1cdj…jev5 GM
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2024-09-15 13:24:56

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2024-08-29 01:27:38

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@npub10t0…hnln nope he's my first kitty and he's great I literally clicked on the first craigslist post about kittens and now we are here tomorrow is exactly one year since I picked him up.

2024-08-18 13:37:50

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@npub106d…3m89 A lot of people need to be made humble since they don't have good priorities.

2024-08-18 13:37:14

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@npub106d…3m89
My bathroom line up was like shampoo, body wash, shave stuff, teeth stuff. maybe 15 items
>ex moves in
50+ items just from here.
Nuts

2024-08-18 13:33:17

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@npub106d…3m89 So there's this brand for broads who are basically allergic to makeup it's like 5x the price it's retarded it's called clinique. Total waste of money.

2024-08-17 16:26:32

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@npub1cdj…jev5 Good deal I need to move his bed down they said no jumping for the 2nd day. So I am going to put stuff on the edge of the counter so he doesn't jump.

2024-08-17 16:22:57

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@npub1cdj…jev5 that's fine I guess they do no cone but I said let's do one just in case. It's only 15 bucks

2024-08-17 16:11:01

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@npub1cdj…jev5 they said like 2 to 3 days for recovery.

2024-08-15 01:44:31

@npub1rlc…efym
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2024-08-15 01:06:55

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@npub1z8r…ge3y @npub1pnp…52zw I like how it looks mad

2024-08-10 05:29:03

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@npub1rdy…33dl saved I would love to have that file to print.

2024-08-08 00:03:00

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2024-07-31 18:05:34

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2024-07-27 09:29:00

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@npub159f…vg75 same

2024-07-27 08:25:28

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2024-07-26 21:51:18

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@npub1amf…fvcm That's my dresser the only surface I don't want him on and he just insists on going up there
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2024-07-25 02:26:20

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@npub15cr…lew0 @npub1w4z…njm6 Well then you need a different name

2024-07-25 02:25:21

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@npub15cr…lew0 @npub1w4z…njm6 Does your kitty know how to use a ballpoint pen?

2024-07-23 12:57:54

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@npub1ftw…8s4y I am alright how are you doing

2024-07-23 12:54:44

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2024-07-19 12:51:01

@npub159f…vg75 Short version it explodes if you run the gun fast https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvBuNCKz84s

2024-07-15 02:11:59

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@npub193a…z6ex I like how they erased the armband like no one knows what's under there.

2024-07-12 23:57:41

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@npub1gzh…lfsg she's very handsome.

2024-07-12 01:35:20

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2024-07-07 00:26:18

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@npub1s3m…qewq @npub1fe4…dkl3 I didn't ask if it was recent I asked what happened?

2024-07-07 00:20:25

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@npub1s3m…qewq @npub1fe4…dkl3 what happened?

2024-07-03 10:41:02

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2024-06-26 02:10:41

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@npub1d84…9w42 I got you
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2024-06-23 16:48:40

adventure time
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2024-06-19 17:32:26

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@npub1mm7…s82q he's mad because it's 1. too hot to cuddle and 2. I stuff his empty food cans to the bottom of the trash she he doesn't dig for them.

2024-06-19 17:29:56

I came home to ripped up paper towel
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2024-06-14 02:35:36

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@npub13r2…tqc5 He's very handsome
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2024-06-14 02:27:36

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2024-06-14 00:07:43

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@npub1p7c…90f9 @npub13v6…hy07 are you retarded?

2024-06-13 02:32:49

This makes me want to hirt myself
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2024-06-13 00:27:13

@npub10j9…sfv2
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2024-06-11 02:55:37

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2024-06-10 00:20:01

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2024-06-09 21:43:43

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@npub1wcf…equk What a fucking loser man cheating twice to get thin.

2024-06-09 16:22:17

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2024-06-09 02:12:32

@npub13v6…hy07 Teddy's shirt hoodie came in.
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2024-06-08 15:59:27

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@npub12w5…kczu the wide ones are 80 bucks more.
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2024-06-08 15:18:45

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2024-06-08 03:44:42

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@npub193a…z6ex CRP is a faggot he threw a drink into someone's face in nashville and ran out of the bar.

2024-06-07 12:51:40

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@npub1g45…tdw8 they all sort of go downhill after the first one I was really into horror movies for a bit, have you seen Dead Inside it's made by Peter Jackson it's not scary but it's ridiculous.

2024-06-05 18:24:14

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@npub15fk…j9gr @npub17kd…gtpd yeah a crash that turned 2 cars into torched frames and the fireball was massive. Because cars explode when you crash them.

2024-06-05 01:12:33

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@npub1tqq…y3a2 like what?

2024-06-04 13:12:21

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2024-06-04 01:35:39

@npub1s5d…wy9v Can you confirm if this is the cheapest way to get to Cairns?
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2024-06-03 01:03:12

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@npub1ya7…3nh4 here's a fixed one
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2024-06-02 23:53:49

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@npub1ya7…3nh4 or "the ring represents the constant struggle the LGBT community faces daily to be accepted"

2024-06-02 23:51:45

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@npub1ya7…3nh4 That's a great idea do it

2024-06-02 23:50:29

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@npub1ya7…3nh4 we're old

2024-06-02 02:59:02

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@npub1tqq…y3a2 Do you need a reference?

2024-06-02 00:51:31

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@npub1tqq…y3a2 I think you should try and apply for a management position

2024-06-02 00:30:46

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@npub1tqq…y3a2 You got a new job?

2024-06-01 22:02:26

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@npub1tqq…y3a2 Oh so this is basically just "shopped" and because there's no one it keeps getting shopped

2024-06-01 21:42:29

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@npub1tqq…y3a2 what am I looking at here.

2024-06-01 00:54:31

@npub1uvh…j7td Saw "TND" deleted by rumble mods just now

2024-05-29 00:00:39

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@npub1ah3…qcal I see dime pieces all the time at the hospital with no rings.

2024-05-27 23:04:11

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@npub1msm…0dqu so they hit a metric best buy?

2024-05-26 00:39:57

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@npub1gzh…lfsg @npub18k3…upyq I mean by talking to them you can tell something is off right?

2024-05-26 00:33:08

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@npub1gzh…lfsg @npub18k3…upyq I would assume you can tell they're unstable right?

2024-05-25 22:20:06

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@npub18k3…upyq this dude did roids and he's now dead
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2024-05-25 02:17:25

anyone want to be silly?
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2024-05-19 16:49:14

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2024-05-19 16:40:14

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@npub1e7t…4zvc got a free drink because I wore that ted kaczynski shirt yesterday. "that's 80s themed" she said.

2024-05-17 04:00:00

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@npub14p3…z9qv im fine

2024-05-17 03:54:24

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@npub14p3…z9qv It cannot you're a strong good man and that means the world to a world of subhuman trash.

2024-05-17 03:52:50

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@npub14p3…z9qv I believe in you as you should believe in yourself.

2024-05-17 03:48:22

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@npub14p3…z9qv what for?

2024-05-17 03:46:52

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@npub14p3…z9qv I believe you

2024-05-17 03:42:38

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@npub14p3…z9qv I am sorry to hear you're British

2024-05-17 02:54:37

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@npub1lpf…3tp9 LOL
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2024-05-17 02:08:44

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@npub1fe4…dkl3 You tell stacy to fuck off then

2024-05-16 01:31:07

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@npub14p3…z9qv They don't know about anything like that because no dads

2024-05-16 01:26:48

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@npub14p3…z9qv they don't even slowdown or use rifles it's always glock 19s with switches and those stupid 60 round drum mags by promag.

2024-05-16 01:24:37

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@npub14p3…z9qv For his age yes should have been lower but he lucked out like 3 rounds went through that window and wall.

2024-05-15 23:57:13

lol nigs
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2024-05-15 03:45:23

WHAT THE FUCK
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2024-05-12 20:57:07

this is a boat and that's his wife.
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2024-05-03 02:37:41

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@npub1ftw…8s4y now you need to go home to his family and try and see if they notice it's not him.

2024-05-03 01:03:59

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2024-05-02 04:30:08

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2024-04-29 23:26:13

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@npub1cze…3xjk it's "age"

2024-04-29 17:50:50

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@npub1cze…3xjk My level of nigger hate.

2024-04-25 23:26:23

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