whiteline

irl married to @N33R

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2025-04-09 17:27:37

"by now i've paid for all the food that constitutes all the blood in your body, the least you can do is give some of it back" -- @nprofile…vad5

2025-03-10 17:06:12

when you realize that a lot more of the characters in game of thrones are teenagers in a song of ice and fire the plot makes so much more sense

2024-10-04 08:00:40

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@npub1nl9…axrx
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2024-09-11 18:33:28

buggrit, millenium hand and shrimp, they're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats, crabnipple this n crabnipple that...

2024-09-11 15:30:53

when i came home with my little school backpack and they showed the first tower burning i went over to dad who was sitting at his computer and was like "dad, they flew a plane into the world trade center!"
he was like "yeah yeah..."

2024-09-11 08:14:16

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@npub1p02…vu4d @npub1qh0…xeda i stand by my statement

2024-09-11 08:02:51

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@npub1qh0…xeda evil slave state tbh

2024-09-10 17:56:01

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@npub1f8e…zu5u we do like the speen

2024-09-09 17:49:51

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@npub169l…qrj6 bubble bubble toil and trouble

2024-09-08 13:24:37

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@npub18s6…8dte @npub169l…qrj6 no, swimsuit and bathing trunks respectively

2024-09-08 13:01:01

went swimming in the local lake with @npub169l…qrj6 today, it is summer dress september

2024-09-06 15:30:55

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@npub1ptn…q4c8 psychic racism contest

2024-09-05 22:41:30

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@npub1s9k…98r4 @npub169l…qrj6

2024-09-05 22:40:26

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@npub1f8e…zu5u they're all puppeteered, no matter if it's abortion or anti-racism, there's no meaning to systemizing it

2024-09-05 19:57:02

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@npub1f8e…zu5u
this would be very comfy, the closest to this i know of is the SBCL compiler but ofc it's very stupid in comparison

2024-09-05 17:35:36

reading "three men and a boat" at @npub169l…qrj6 after she chugged 2/3rds of a bottle of rum and she's just shrieking at me to stop the british humor

2024-09-05 17:16:37

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@npub169l…qrj6 you chugged 2/3rds of a bottle of rum like it was water :yvespray:

2024-09-04 16:00:35

heat record again

2024-09-04 15:03:45

@npub169l…qrj6 told me to post this, so i did
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2024-09-01 14:17:42

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@npub1f8e…zu5u
stellaris is fun, it's the balkan genocide simulator paradox could never release in a realistic setting

2024-09-01 10:39:44

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@npub169l…qrj6 this one had to have simulated waves for the fishes
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/21bd5624876b7544b61649671f1f9955bd1be5073fb605d22b33e11e9a98b1ec.mp4?name=pwl0JGR6EuLYxw.mp4

2024-09-01 10:33:12

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@npub169l…qrj6 relatable
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/7938ec3f21be4df9df24d198e1ddf8207759f9d956449bb6408020862e3bd5a4.mp4?name=wfswCAo5FCz-2Q.mp4

2024-09-01 10:32:35

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@npub169l…qrj6 me in a diving helmet
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/aeca342f5b8aa6018663be6509dbbda362cb3d26ed131f7e2e375af111ba8475.jpg?name=bBiiC0q1bb8Zgw.jpg

2024-09-01 10:25:29

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@npub169l…qrj6 whale heart vs. human heart in formaldehyde
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2024-08-31 17:01:47

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@npub169l…qrj6 better overview of collonade room
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/7084bc11da8bfcc4a6b9a969f846269cb623b63aa36b30f222842e01d17bbe52.jpg?name=6GvBka-YECS3CA.jpg

2024-08-31 16:52:44

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@npub169l…qrj6 here lies the king's personal food taster, rip
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2024-08-30 18:05:31

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@npub1c4s…aqv4
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2024-08-30 14:26:47

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@npub19uc…0vey nightclub logic except for entire cities

2024-08-29 21:55:23

have currently discovered that an old collection of infocom games i have lying around contains a text adventure version of "A Mind Forever Voyaging" and it is very good

2024-08-29 18:13:19

bavarian mystery soda and frikadeller/krautsallat chiabatta sandwich romantic dinner, americans can only dream of european food culture
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/68422c47c73fecf4eb7e0aafb207ec8381dbd7b7d13b2a9f77fe2eb19066f4f5.mp4?name=vBpFzG5O487gew.mp4

2024-08-29 11:05:49

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@npub1ay7…87m2 well you didn't have glasses before

2024-08-29 11:04:16

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@npub1c4s…aqv4
relatedly, i don't understand the system you have here where if the postal service delivers a package and the person doesn't answer they actively try to leave it with a neighbor? is this just a local thing or a general german thing?

2024-08-28 20:41:29

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@npub1ptn…q4c8
wooden, it feels very 1999 and that's comfy to me

2024-08-25 18:08:27

wife: "wow, this stew tastes so good"
also wife: "what do you mean we're out of butter???"

2024-08-25 01:15:58

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@npub1f8e…zu5u
we have an instant pot
sautee mode is just normal pot mode, but you need it as a function to e.g. fry meat and onion before making a stew

2024-08-24 10:28:34

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@npub1c4s…aqv4 @npub1vcz…dsc8
doctors study biochem and no normal person ever does, nor do nurses

2024-08-19 22:55:33

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@npub1xgt…jat6 vagina bones

2024-08-19 20:57:54

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@npub1f8e…zu5u
as a linux user i mostly want systems not appliances

2024-08-19 20:49:40

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@npub19uc…0vey
my wife is part of three generations of women who can tell when it's gonna snow because boobs get itchy

2024-08-19 14:49:49

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@npub18s6…8dte
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/64a3ff167df82417fadb9159772e7602599213b7b86f672e3e9c260fe5ee23ce.jpg?name=-H-mMmMgQUfvfg.jpg

2024-08-19 11:41:47

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@npub1c4s…aqv4 german glasnost (dropping using paper birth certificate for bureaucratic tasks and moving to a bundes-wide digital schengen-compatible ID solution to identify yourself

2024-08-18 16:00:54

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@npub1c4s…aqv4 he also funded several maternity hospitals and orphanages, considerately enough

2024-08-18 12:37:27

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@npub169l…qrj6 they changed it it's a conspiracy

2024-08-17 20:04:26

sometimes i really miss the polar night, night during daytime. people milling about in the streets doing their normal stuff but it's pitch black

2024-08-17 18:43:28

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@npub1rl2…takn
there's more castles in germany than mcdonalds in the USA

2024-08-17 18:39:48

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@npub1c4s…aqv4 headache incoming

2024-08-17 18:35:00

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@npub1rl2…takn this from your husband?

2024-08-17 12:10:41

https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/3197a41e637333c43d2afc37b77b282b3b841830e0c9114c5ef802fd0e58b196.webm?name=cCn4qKIr_3DJMA.webm

2024-08-16 20:21:37

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@npub1rl2…takn
the doctrine is using tactical nukes, which they have a ton of, in order to skirt MAD
they're basically the only ones with tactical nukes at all

2024-08-16 16:05:08

"orgasm is more important than food" --t. wife

2024-08-15 18:44:40

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@npub169l…qrj6
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/260c83e4c60c668f8324a75d5cfcfa22e1024da001dd8aef5a52678c3bdcb9f0.png?name=AgBJB2HPpAslZQ.png

2024-08-15 13:40:16

annnnnnd someone stole the pride flag outside the local train station and replaced it with a nazi swastika flag

2024-08-14 21:51:58

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it has 850,000 words, that's... quite a lot

2024-08-14 21:49:36

night air is very hot tonight

2024-08-14 21:16:02

friend is setting up an owod campaign and was looking for content to get into the 5th edition setting
https://www.choiceofgames.com/vampire-the-masquerade/night-road/
this is nice, an interactive vampire the masquerade 5th edition text novel set in arizona

2024-08-14 07:23:40

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@npub1f8e…zu5u inform 7 was always neat

2024-08-12 15:21:28

made a blackberry pie from the blackberries we picked yesterday
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/53d9a8e26af293bfac6d92a8ce09e4d9cc6c5d9d6d5542bb5831768ec966222d.jpg?name=FM1OpntwRS1UKQ.jpg

2024-08-11 19:21:42

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@npub1f8e…zu5u
she has spotted the barbarian hunk (lots of delicious meat, like a two-legged belgian blue cow

2024-08-11 19:02:21

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@npub1f8e…zu5u
it's not about working hard it's about doing good works
contributing to open source projects to be enjoyed by and useful to the community is protestant work ethic, working overtime for your employer is usually not

2024-08-11 19:00:15

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@npub1f8e…zu5u
conflating it with success is the problem in the first place

2024-08-11 18:57:02

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@npub1f8e…zu5u
the protestant work ethic is about doing good works, not about employment and CERTAINLY not about money

2024-08-11 18:37:18

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@npub1ptn…q4c8 @npub1c4s…aqv4
i read all of it, but in swedish
some day i'll read it in english

2024-08-10 22:18:49

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@npub1ptn…q4c8 constraints birth creativity

2024-08-10 22:14:00

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@npub1f8e…zu5u
it only bites you because it loves you :BlobCatHeart:

2024-08-10 21:31:25

i love scheme, it's just such a wonderful little language

2024-08-10 18:42:41

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@npub1rl2…takn
yea i know, and he's really into hypnosis and shit

2024-08-10 18:42:19

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@npub1rl2…takn
my current favorite comic artist madness spiral is Tatsuya Ishida / Sinfest

2024-08-10 18:38:46

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@npub1f8e…zu5u
insistence on sameness :blobcatcomfysweat:

2024-08-10 18:38:15

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@npub1rl2…takn
i read dilbert as a kid, judging from the comic he did seem fairly reasonable and with it

2024-08-10 18:35:49

gonna go pick berries with @npub169l…qrj6 tomorrow

2024-08-10 10:58:25

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@npub1c4s…aqv4 gnome 2 was ideal

2024-08-09 17:18:07

not using closing parenthesis bothers my wife (she is v. angry (it's cute

2024-08-09 15:37:56

real dessert hours 🍦 :blobcat3c:

2024-08-09 15:21:24

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@npub1qh0…xeda i feel python is more of an art and crafts market full of girls high on weed that sell cute little homemade cloth bags

2024-08-09 10:54:31

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10 kgs of potatoes secured in a lightless box with airflow in the cold commieblock basement :blobcatcomfjoy:

2024-08-09 08:14:16

potato blight year :blobcatsipsweat:

2024-08-07 14:50:22

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@npub1c4s…aqv4 this but the stores are commietowers and there's an elevated railway crammed in there somewhere

2024-08-06 20:30:36

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@npub1c4s…aqv4 you can be ugly as sin and still look nice as long as you don't constantly look like you're about to gun someone down

2024-08-05 19:27:54

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@npub1c4s…aqv4 oh i thought you meant he was learning how to cycle for weight loss purposes :facepalm:

2024-08-05 19:25:56

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@npub1c4s…aqv4 he will soon be a slightly smoler boy

2024-08-05 18:47:58

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@npub1c4s…aqv4 what's he training?

2024-08-05 18:17:42

some people try to eat a varied diet with lots of vegetables because they're health-conscious and/or vegetarian
i eat a varied diet with lots of vegetables because i predict we're gonna get more and more random crop failures and bad harvests and i'm not gonna be caught with my pants down not being able to cook yellow peas or whatever random stuff happens to be available and cheap

2024-08-05 18:06:47

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managed to add just enough paprika powder to remove the blandness while not tasting overtly of paprika

2024-08-05 16:54:58

broccy casserole today

2024-08-05 14:03:56

so tired after a week of wacken, just want to eat and sleep zzz

2024-08-04 16:46:48

majestic clouds rn
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/954df7515aa706c7464ede95c562155706794b095c81396351210926569bf874.mp4?name=14ZBRKGDQzxsjg.mp4

2024-08-04 15:55:54

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@npub1qh0…xeda we're not racist like you americans, we're worse

2024-08-04 15:17:11

@npub169l…qrj6 judges us as 7/10 on the stinky scale

2024-08-04 12:07:05

new for this years wacken was the presence of tiny little spiders absolutely everywhere, truly a blessing from lloth
if they got to the top of your finger they spun a lil piece of web and flew away
@npub1tmx…r5zd

2024-08-04 11:52:51

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ok, finally out on the roads
wacken 2024 was super fun, but i'm pretty tired after 7 days in a tent

2024-08-04 11:18:52

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queue is moving faster :eyes_fast:

2024-08-04 11:11:51

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@npub169l…qrj6 looted a sealed can of jumbo peanuts from a left-behind cooler in a trash pile, the day is saved

2024-08-04 10:59:33

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@npub1ptn…q4c8 normal villain behavior tbh

2024-08-04 10:24:51

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(it's moving a bit

2024-08-04 10:02:40

this car queue is NOT moving

2024-08-04 08:58:57

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@npub1ll2…zf0d i have unironically used that at uni

2024-08-04 08:56:44

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one of the highlights of the day was guro eyeball jewelry asian girls dragging their little cart around on the infield and asking me to take a video of them as they went "black metal asia! XD" and giggling

2024-08-04 08:54:37

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saw Behemoth and Mayhem yesterday, mayhem has some weird black stoner metal thing going on now i guess?

2024-08-04 08:53:42

ok now sitting in the car waiting to be directed onto the road

2024-08-03 14:21:41

man in a gorilla suit just entered the stage and started thowing bananas