Katie Ross

Survivor. Author. Inspirational Speaker. Mother.
Derek's Wife 😘

Public Key

npub1jrcfyw8n298jf83txvlxzx0w7jtfwqs0j4ha0dnn9ns33hgm209sqejdcc

NIP-05 Address

katieross@nostrplebs.com

NIP-57 Address

katie@rosscitadel.com

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsfpuyj8re4zneync4nx0npr8h0f95hqg8e2m7hkeejecgcm5d48jcprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68yurvv438xtnrdaksz9thwden5te0dehhxarjv4kxjar9wvhx7un85gxfc4

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relay.nostrplebs.com

nostrelites.org

nostr-relay.derekeoss.me

Author Public Key

npub1jrcfyw8n298jf83txvlxzx0w7jtfwqs0j4ha0dnn9ns33hgm209sqejdcc

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Last Notes

2025-02-24 21:18:23

Help me convince @nprofile…n6q3 that we need a puppy!!

2025-02-16 20:19:27

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Excuse you ... Mine are pink 🩷😂🩷

2025-02-14 13:13:52

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Dumbest. Idea. EVER 😂😂😂

2025-02-05 03:04:55

#Frens #Crochetstr #Damoose #Dagoose https://image.nostr.build/0cc7528a0e92ff69debfc561d99df04eb5cfaa0ca766bdd9779dfbaebeac4df0.jpg https://image.nostr.build/48c6277801af591a25d485ac6a320530428cf0c06f2a9b257a9b8d13c124663b.jpg https://image.nostr.build/099cc2e30e039b9427919e81016255c6d4492aa79e8cd0bc5a73433e3ae14dd7.jpg https://image.nostr.build/68cf017e04dc05a714985eb4ac09b63df713031048cfdf668cb5c3d285a1eb7d.jpg https://image.nostr.build/1471044d64d6ce0d6c1c7f83921f85fc9ac0b23ddb5779f131c6841847bc2162.jpg https://image.nostr.build/57313403f13a144c8f691635346fc39658bb8dfb1c3811770bf990575e50ca97.jpg https://image.nostr.build/1d84da6933760e16c6a5a92c516dc90c7b9ce28b5dcf37234bff3658dda3b049.jpg https://image.nostr.build/0cc7528a0e92ff69debfc561d99df04eb5cfaa0ca766bdd9779dfbaebeac4df0.jpg https://image.nostr.build/48c6277801af591a25d485ac6a320530428cf0c06f2a9b257a9b8d13c124663b.jpg https://image.nostr.build/099cc2e30e039b9427919e81016255c6d4492aa79e8cd0bc5a73433e3ae14dd7.jpg https://image.nostr.build/68cf017e04dc05a714985eb4ac09b63df713031048cfdf668cb5c3d285a1eb7d.jpg https://image.nostr.build/1471044d64d6ce0d6c1c7f83921f85fc9ac0b23ddb5779f131c6841847bc2162.jpg https://image.nostr.build/57313403f13a144c8f691635346fc39658bb8dfb1c3811770bf990575e50ca97.jpg https://image.nostr.build/1d84da6933760e16c6a5a92c516dc90c7b9ce28b5dcf37234bff3658dda3b049.jpg

2025-01-20 00:47:34

I guess I'll see @nprofile…n6q3 in 72 business hours 😂
#Welcome new Nostriches

2025-01-17 15:19:10

#CoffeeChain #Coffeestr
Oy vey! This is yuge!
https://image.nostr.build/20dda068fff0aab5ea2b33cc49aa3cdfa3e1ce6891e4b56cf806b908494e982a.jpg

2024-12-16 23:18:30

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I've also seen your solar panel in a few pics too, but didn't want to point those out 😂
https://image.nostr.build/6659f15e39ea1e25b597ca51b5b5b32570299225e8103612c0de3e857603c3a2.jpg

2024-12-15 20:27:17

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I recognize that shirt, those sneakers and that watch 😍😍😍😍

2024-12-15 19:24:44

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Hey there handsome! I miss you 💜

2024-12-11 00:58:34

Last weekend, my car told me that my keyfob battery needed to be replaced. I had replacement batteries that were some crappy brand that didn't work, so I just changed keyfobs. The next day, my car told me that THAT keyfob's battery ALSO needed to be replaced. Now I'm annoyed and tell @nprofile…n6q3 that I'm ordering batteries and changing ALL keyfob batteries.
https://image.nostr.build/b1e620568b565f64741d45c3d6c7ca9e3076090553204e923a17b98670f6808d.jpg
Derek won't humor me and tell me if these taste terrible 😞😂😞😂

2024-12-02 21:41:40

Went slightly overboard making Christmas trees 🎄 https://image.nostr.build/1a7a88eb3548fde76dcd3cd58d8f76b4c5ae3b3cfd6df892658cdde4138cb9d3.jpg https://image.nostr.build/4f60c2e4915e17e2578b0604032f9877f700b8a495fc0cb4e5c8392271d206a4.jpg

2024-12-01 02:28:57

@nprofile…n6q3 was searching for a specific hat this afternoon.... I may have a problem 😂.
This is not even close to all of the hats/scarves that I have made over the years... https://image.nostr.build/cf101e364736561a9f90e356fe79a3eca2d00f1929103b49ae642327f44ccc67.jpg

2024-11-21 18:12:29

Just made @nprofile…8grv spit coconut water all over my kitchen.
#AskHimWhy 😂😂😂😂😂

2024-11-12 01:38:16

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Sister wife?! 👀👀

2024-11-11 23:30:11

If @nprofile…8grv announces the price of Bitcoin one more time, I may ask for a divorce 😂🐂😂🐂😂🐂

2024-11-10 02:09:22

#LongIslandCarbs
https://image.nostr.build/bd842583eb1be11b58ed6b2260dfc2915c5571dbdb17565e870480219490d219.jpg https://image.nostr.build/d0bc02b57ed6f7ae9d799f5d0554f4ef09bb307ab11f55f2240c975fd2293ee5.jpg https://image.nostr.build/d5e1ab78cdabaad5a9108a758f855d31cf3b9ec07ff84200f90236a553e6cde4.jpg https://image.nostr.build/71afb9b1e7f2cb041fb6bcb593d1992fb6a5348d3d86c73bfd5e61a5d4169131.jpg https://image.nostr.build/429f134529f63eb754b746b4c76e45cbd44457e2fff4eca3209e16a486071ca2.jpg https://image.nostr.build/b04cec68ce21b7cf8147e0b6740c0cd4fc8b851ee976b52f16a562b82e856a88.jpg https://image.nostr.build/86d8126fda6fb221c2bd97cc48eb55489b2e5e9366b8936f386d5ef1518efea2.jpg https://image.nostr.build/5c37c1d3f71a0746bcb3cc267c3a2601d551e08217089c229fad97dbd8bdc69a.jpg

2024-11-08 03:49:55

You know you're on Long Island when there are bagel stores, deli's and bakeries EVERYWHERE!
Bring on the carbs 🐳🐳

2024-11-07 12:55:32

New take on a pillow fort 🐶🐶
https://image.nostr.build/d9b1796d6422d2309c96fe03f938115bd598cfc4abc1c24395aa9ebdcf67bca6.jpg https://image.nostr.build/99f58d0b6e9b9b0ac90cafdf3dd36f41966e54afb7b58c81a6ead55d29745663.jpg

2024-11-01 21:54:11

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My old handle is KB2VEH 😂😂😂. haven't touched a radio in years, but remember that 😂😂😂

2024-10-31 02:29:43

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Men... or 😺's & 🐶'?

2024-10-28 14:20:02

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I started doing it last night with a popcorn stitch. I may frog it though and do a puff stitch instead

2024-10-28 13:41:38

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Could on find the paid ones 😞

2024-10-27 22:52:12

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Stop on your way home from dinner and grab me some brought yellow yarn 😂

2024-10-27 22:50:55

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I can figure those out

2024-10-18 00:56:00

We can live like https://image.nostr.build/8033d3c284bcf9650e7c8f66cd4d928834a222ba46554a77926da841876987c9.jpg.
If we want.

2024-10-13 12:40:11

Coming down from the @nprofile…vxvt high!
It was so great meeting so many new Nostriches yesterday. People traveled from all over to come to NostrValley 1.0.
@nprofile…dllq & @nprofile…jxr7 - you better start planning NostrValley 2.0
Thank you everyone that came & made it an unforgettable event!!! https://image.nostr.build/68bd53e745229b9dbb001879ec4a07183eee8be4e8a9930cced2c7c433da9806.jpg

2024-10-12 16:22:08

#TheDerekAlgorithm @nprofile…vxvt
@nprofile…dllq
https://image.nostr.build/b90a2a9cae12ea5b4742272d4182702d90a59c80a58a3b34c6ad2111c8be80ee.jpg

2024-10-11 02:28:57

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@nprofile…dllq and I were just talking about how awesome it would be to fly though the Aurora Borealis 💜💜

2024-10-10 01:54:57

Commissioned scarf ❤️💚 https://image.nostr.build/c2abd667a5472bdcac0bbafba3ecb357cc208898619bf5783711a0d7908884a3.jpg

2024-10-01 19:59:34

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Miss you 💔
Come home soon 💜💜💜

2024-09-23 02:39:00

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I love the "Sing" version of this song! 🐭
(Love Frankie as well)

2024-09-20 02:50:09

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Winning!!
My favorite parenting moment was asking our daughter to eat 3 more bites of dinner. She looks as me and says "howbout 7. No. 8". She was 4 😂
Negotiating is tough

2024-09-19 20:20:41

I am done adulting. Where is the unsubscribe button?!?

2024-09-18 02:02:59

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Whatcha coming for and when?

2024-09-17 19:01:15

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And ... You're sending 2 for Derek and I, correct?!? I love this design

2024-09-13 03:24:39

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I heard @nprofile…erqr was making a cameo too... Just sayin' 🫡

2024-09-12 23:48:50

Come see me 😂😂😂
#nevent1q…xujh

2024-09-11 01:35:38

#AskNostr
I understand the debate is on right now...
BUT - I need advice on when is a "good time" to go to Disney (FL). We're looking sometime early-ish next year & are not opposed to the kids missing school.
Also.... Any #TravelAgents on here?!?

2024-09-07 13:14:43

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See you tomorrow 😁😁

2024-09-02 23:37:56

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Your last tetanus shot was the result of a boating accident 🫣🤔. As was this injury

2024-09-01 00:24:49

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We actually match more often than I care to admit 😂😂😂
This is also his "why are you taking a picture of me taking a selfie" look 😂😂😂😂😂
https://image.nostr.build/849fd1ab4752e2b3f1f83be4617b0d264dbce6927c112c4e791454396bb1c5e7.jpg

2024-08-30 17:13:21

Literally DEAD. 😂😂
#ProudHooker https://image.nostr.build/02d27e44f93475f5a526c5c38b5f13bc1177c0e408a26d4a17b42094023e6acc.jpg #Yarnstr

2024-08-27 10:11:45

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As my daughter would say
"Oh goodness"
😂

2024-08-26 10:22:30

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Get the hell home already!! We miss you 💔
https://image.nostr.build/7d1ba5048e1692eeafe79d4c84d7e44a895ed475458133e73f4bb6aba4078510.jpg
And.... The kids are driving me crazy

2024-08-24 13:23:41

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I recognize some of those guys 😍.
(I love that my husband wears all of my creations LOL. That shirt was totally a gag gift- and he wears it with pride 😂)

2024-08-21 22:29:33

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Has he had his suppository yet?!

2024-08-20 09:35:06

School starts tomorrow for the kids. Daughter had me get up at 5 am to make sure she was awake - I accidentally woke up at 430.
Now, I can't get back to sleep because @nprofile…rtwk isn't here 😭

2024-08-19 03:26:11

Apparently..... This isn't as cute as I thought it would be 😂😂😂😂
#nevent1q…0ekk

2024-08-19 02:26:24

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That top left one tho 🤗🤗

2024-08-18 14:44:38

When your waitress understood the assignment...
"I want all of the coffee" https://image.nostr.build/50baa2b36d8e9db2f12e4cc695997dce48c39edfadd4b175edca0cda197d285c.jpg

2024-08-17 02:16:20

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I couldn't see the son's face.... Did he find the dad jokes as humorous as me?

2024-08-14 17:49:10

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This is frightening 😂

2024-08-08 02:25:44

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I have a blanket that I made years ago for myself, it took so long to complete and I got annoyed with it.... Needless to say, the ends still aren't tucked 😂😂😂😂

2024-08-07 22:03:45

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Da🫎 is complete (I'm such a damn procrastinator and literally had to tie in a few ends. Took 3 minutes 😂😂🤷🏼‍♀️)

2024-08-07 16:32:53

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What the actual fuck 😂😂😂😂😂😂

2024-07-31 10:26:13

Come see us 💜💜
#nevent1q…ytfk

2024-07-21 01:36:40

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Delaware

2024-07-21 01:19:34

Music is awful. Hopefully the beer is worth the ear sore https://image.nostr.build/7b39a5de187a8fd6eb1ad5e7ee0e64acfa69b1a91771630ec26bc00c03824e1a.jpg 😵‍💫🥴

2024-07-20 12:25:48

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Love this!!! God speed during the yarn surgery 😂

2024-07-20 03:08:16

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Probably belongs to the daughter 😂

2024-07-19 00:31:05

@nprofile…56dk You're stuck with me 💜😂
Sometimes, they're funny 😂😂
https://image.nostr.build/a34373cde64fa76142c5dc66129df7384436ca63604de9f0a589a5fb06a13fd8.jpg

2024-07-18 22:47:52

I like it! https://image.nostr.build/7ed26cb153e674dff4f5607b50c00fe0876ecdc6c851580ebe1ef5ff97d30702.jpg

2024-07-18 03:06:15

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Not far at all. Easily doable in a day 😉😉

2024-07-18 03:04:57

Say what 😱😱
#nevent1q…drt8

2024-07-17 11:23:40

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Dying breed indeed, sir! I don't know Phoenix, but I know you- and I can tell you she is one lucky woman!! Just as I am with my @nprofile…56dk. 😘😘
I'm not saying that I can't do shit on my own- but it is really nice to have a chivalrous husband (especially when I need to open a jar 😂😂😂)

2024-07-16 00:28:13

Expert Level BBQ streaming set up
@nprofile…56dk https://image.nostr.build/3aff2b73d089d2e5f0afb7f8fc88dc74c385ee6760e4742394c41b24f4b00d6b.jpg

2024-07-15 03:30:25

At the grocery store with my daughter this afternoon, I had to have her (and her young eyes) read the 4 digit code on the avocado.
No matter how far away or close to my face it was, it was illegible.
When the hell did I get this old?!?

2024-07-13 14:21:18

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Didn't I listen to this enough last night?!?!

2024-07-13 03:47:12

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I still haven't let him listen past the fucking into yet 😂😂😂
@nprofile…56dk annoyance level is epic 😳😁

2024-07-13 03:28:02

"shh shh. Be quiet, I'm listening to Jimi"
The fuck @nprofile…56dk. Stop trying to sing, I want to go to sleep 😴
#nevent1q…kz4u

2024-06-30 04:21:21

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Everyone should test my wallet 😂
@nprofile…56dk was able to zap me - hopefully it was a momentary thing. Thanks for the heads up tho 😍

2024-06-30 02:46:51

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Can't wait to see it 😍😍

2024-06-30 02:16:38

🧡🧡💜💜 8-bit Nostrich 💜💜🧡🧡
https://image.nostr.build/f64c52d9cf7f53ed5839936ed24a9b2d857e5ba3813abca3028b913dbdbf2083.jpg

2024-06-29 15:38:27

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Omg! @nprofile…56dk cell phone is all first names with the location he met them at 😂😂

2024-06-28 02:42:57

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Excuse you.... I can order a steak, and that takes skill (okay.... After you tell me how I want it prepared - in fact, you can just order my steak from now on 👸🏼😂)

2024-06-28 02:40:12

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I gave up. Derek and Turner (🐕🐕) can fill me in on the malarkey tomorrow 😂

2024-06-28 02:39:04

Check your bingo cards for:
Cursing (2 times)
Discussing sex with prostitutes
Public groping
Arguing about handicaps
Either 5 across or 4-corners wins

2024-06-28 02:30:48

Has a single question been answered the first time asked?!?! 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

2024-06-21 11:08:20

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Do I need to share the picture of the popcorn literally all over the bed?! 😂😂

2024-06-20 08:55:56

This will be fun. I woke up at 430 to the sounds of my dog puking. I wonder if I'll be able to fall back asleep 🤔🤔

2024-06-20 03:27:03

@npub18am…p424 and I took the kids to watch the sunset last night (they were SUPER enthused teenagers 😂).
We didn't get to see the sunset because of the position in the sky & trees, but we did get to be in the middle of a marriage proposal 😂
Then this other guy that was at the overlook to watch the sunset with his 2 little girls started to talk to us (he was a strange, strange bird)... He decided to play some music for Derek that "described him" - the music was terrible, I felt so bad for the couple that was celebrating their engagement for having to listen to it.
Enjoy these few photos of flowers from the engagement ☀️🌼🏵️
https://image.nostr.build/d48d6ac1a377cc6193a047ad4bd97499db5cbfbd9d48209b9e9d4fe4ac3e82f2.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/f048fea61b983b5fc01574e8d5a979874c2f71300ac90c0ecc33335ddfdf89d1.jpg

2024-06-15 14:33:10

#massagestr @ the #NostrBooth #BTCPrague https://image.nostr.build/e105a31ab707d9f0931a2afab3dc884e8c1c86b180c621269f1f0c3cc7c3bea7.jpg

2024-06-15 11:12:30

Proud wife 💜💜
@npub18am…p424 on the main stage at BTC Prague talking #Nostr
https://image.nostr.build/25f79d0de27c8a73c19b7e0f30b092d34e943860fcb2b6cd4df615a4122dba6e.jpg https://image.nostr.build/88ed51cfcf2a1b6f65ed4ea1b1b85a67f4591ee6122f84bdbf6824fc87d262cd.jpg https://image.nostr.build/25f79d0de27c8a73c19b7e0f30b092d34e943860fcb2b6cd4df615a4122dba6e.jpg https://image.nostr.build/52927f6800b68c424ce28b14561ec31e2c31be20ba472341133b4f52bd92c1ab.jpg https://image.nostr.build/40c5c11f234191ba239026aabfbdfe7cae3845e09dbb0fa2174f8b62048ba446.jpg

2024-06-13 20:32:26

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Sorry my love. I'll be sure to record them tomorrow 😉😘😉

2024-06-13 20:25:41

You know it's a kick-ass conference when a spontaneous "push-up off" happens at the Nostr booth 💪🏼
https://v.nostr.build/WGWJv.mp4

2024-06-13 10:50:19

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I'm having FOMO. Usually @npub18am…p424 and I (literally) accidentally match 😂😂

2024-06-11 14:09:09

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This is literally how close I am to him while arguing with him over Nostr #Marriage 💜☠️ https://image.nostr.build/c5b7280a80f6ae2ec9ffbbf374095cac31063c15972d710e8a7d00a88d9c1cf3.jpg

2024-06-11 14:05:48

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https://image.nostr.build/1716b33d00f0c7a48990d685489374486073d41df93c50d47a4479a94386b2df.jpg

2024-06-11 14:00:59

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Derek is bitching that I don't love the beer and keep making him finish mine 😂. I'm such a terrible wife 😂☠️😂☠️😂

2024-06-11 10:18:16

Exhausted... But made it to Prague 😵‍💫

2024-06-10 10:46:49

4 hours of sleep.... This will be fun 💤💤

2024-06-10 09:16:06

Traveling later today. So of course I'm wide awake since 430am.

2024-06-04 02:30:48

Happy Birthday, @npub16tn…cvw5 🥳🥳

2024-05-30 02:10:01

Today was a complete shit show.
I get my hair done twice a year - appointment was for 5pm tonight.
I get off work at 4, it's POURING. My car doesn't start. I try a few more times before calling @npub18am…p424. He comes to my rescue. We get my car jumped and get it home. I get to my hair appointment just in time.
Hair takes 2 1/2 hours (I get it done so infrequently that I honestly forget how long it takes).
We then take my car to Auto Zone - they close in an hour and are not capable of changing the battery.
It's now nearly 9pm. I message my mechanic and tell him I'm being presumptuous, but we're leaving my car in the parking lot so he can look at the battery. My mechanic is awesome and going to deal with this first thing.
Next problem is that Derek leaves for NYC in the AM. Hopefully a friend can take me to get my car when it's ready.
I'm so over today 😭
#NeededToBitch #ThankYouForListening

2024-05-28 03:05:32

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The answer is no. (It's a common answer in my house 🥁😂)

2024-05-27 01:24:46

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I just said this about a boat today 😂😂

2024-05-23 03:50:03

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Not too much of a spice fan 🤷🏼‍♀️

2024-05-22 23:19:14

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Not a fan of the banana peppers 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

2024-05-22 23:01:27

#BitcoinPizzaDay @npub18am…p424
#Pineapple🍍 #GreenPepper🫑 https://image.nostr.build/28510368cc374cab20256d0094e41001a95dc4463472b7951b0308e3ca614473.jpg https://image.nostr.build/bae96a753bf22ad4cc67156cd3c75e344a28a69982871e18dca1f6d43bdf173e.jpg https://image.nostr.build/966dff4f165446e7dbfe87f6269e1a993e65377aa6bd02503188fcde628b6932.jpg https://image.nostr.build/23e13c9f3898016ca2b660f072011e3ca16fad1c80de4a33d1e2a94a20cac0e9.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/1344c366db4cc0bccca8a033ff35486f5bc8fe20c62edc67a98ddb8f810f1a85.jpg

2024-05-21 03:44:17

Benny had to come home with us Sunday evening. I won't complain too much because he did kind of need a bath & a makeover
The winter tenants have been evicted and all their crap tossed to the curb 😂😂
It's time for our daughter to make him look handsome again. (She's beyond excited to organize the boat 😂😂)
https://image.nostr.build/662ac16e9a2766d0796dbe15181bd3f99de26208712a5b4bc52c45b12a53d180.jpg