Uncle Swan

genexyz.org

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Public Key

npub102mehs854zw704xr6s3krzwesmy7r8fa5vxar6yeu3zpmyu94kvs2nasul

NIP-05 Address

swan@pubkey.bar

NIP-57 Address

swan@getalby.com

Profile Code

nprofile1qqs84dumcr6238086npaggmp38vcdj0pn576xrw3azv7g3qajwz6mxgpr4mhxue69uhkummnw3ez6ur4vgh8wetvd3hhyer9wghxuet54frkpk

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nostr-pub.wellorder.net

Author Public Key

npub102mehs854zw704xr6s3krzwesmy7r8fa5vxar6yeu3zpmyu94kvs2nasul

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Last Notes

2025-04-12 05:25:17

I'm old enough to remember when @nprofile…pyug would push 18 updates for @nprofile…s8dt per day #feelingold

2025-04-03 15:55:49

Hereby, I would like to announce my coming out as a satoshist
#satoshism

2025-04-01 20:29:49

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They make a shit ton of money from those payed venues and featured beers. I wonder if they know that they exhausted their TAM already. And I'm sure innovation is not their #1 priority.
So if they wanna be Barnes and Noble let us be Amazon.

2025-04-01 20:23:17

Somebody needs to build Untappd just based on Nostr
There's gotta be a target audience for that
#beerstr #untappd #brewstr

2025-04-01 16:00:38

GM https://nostpic.com/media/7ab79bc0f4a89de7d4c3d4236189d986c9e19d3da30dd1e899e4441d9385ad99/ffb7f447e5b9121354651ae76719d92a2ee38c8c840efffc62483173eb966eb1.webp

2025-03-23 08:58:32

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Aka life with kids

2025-02-25 16:45:08

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Wen themed app icon? 🫣

2025-02-23 20:55:34

@npub1get…0nfm Can we change the notifications in AlbyGo to just say "You sent x sats" / "You received x sats"?

2025-02-23 19:59:37

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Go outside. Like 5 hours per day in the stroller. The movements will help alleviate the gas and the fresh air does the rest. They just sleep a lot better. And they're young, so don't worry about them "oversleeping" during the day. The air bomb makes them more tired at night. Avoid syrups and stuff. I have 3 of them fuckers and a very recent addition, so I'm in the middle of the same grind. Stay strong 💪

2025-02-23 19:15:30

What is remarkable is not that the rate of tax charged should fall as a percentage of income in this particular case, but that it should ever have seemed "fair" that different persons should pay wildly different amounts for the services of government during the twentieth century. This is particularly odd in that those who use government services the most pay the least, and those who use them least pay the most. - The sovereign individual

2025-02-21 10:14:14

Soon™
@nprofile…d6j2 #start69
https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/7ab79bc0f4a89de7d4c3d4236189d986c9e19d3da30dd1e899e4441d9385ad99/27e15db51bb250ba580b3382f34c3940109ce9390dde96f21a711a836a0351f1.webp

2025-02-21 09:51:39

New ECB working paper introduces the term *Retail Central Bank Electronic Money* (rCBEM) 🤡
https://www.ecb.europa.eu/pub/pdf/scpwps/ecb.wp3022~67ea842a2a.en.pdf
They completely lost their minds now...
https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/7ab79bc0f4a89de7d4c3d4236189d986c9e19d3da30dd1e899e4441d9385ad99/554238bd584e27b0b6962f6d41593625eee05781847fc35aa252f42405d5d4a4.webp

2025-02-08 21:06:15

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No shit. Easy as that, huh? Thanks for helping a brother 💪

2025-02-08 20:45:57

Is there a way to remove pictures from the gallery in @nprofile…s8dt? #asknostr

2025-01-26 19:55:17

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Hi, yes. Always following your write ups. It's one of the best features you have - the idiot proof guides 😉
However, with this specific item, the instructions are a bit vague, hence me narrowing it down to my specific OS and the fact that I'm in fact using a Microsoft 365/account.
I'm just hopeful that this like all other issues will just disappear from my life once 0.3.6 drops 😹👌🤘

2025-01-22 03:48:49

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somebody buys Bitcoin on chain. then they issue the same amount of fake Bitcoin on ethereum. so it's custodial². somehow in the ethereum smart contract they lock the Bitcoin address but still.

2025-01-21 12:21:50

yo nostr, super low IQ question for you:
where do I find the Windows 11 username and password to grant access to network folders. I want to backup my @nprofile…sa8d to a network drive and need the credentials.
I tried my Microsoft 365 username and pw and it's def not the PIN I use to unlock Windows.
Help is appreciated
#asknostr
https://m.primal.net/Nskj.png

2025-01-09 13:53:12

How do i add the recommendation to my profile? #asknostr
https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/7ab79bc0f4a89de7d4c3d4236189d986c9e19d3da30dd1e899e4441d9385ad99/e185f84785a83a9ff0a5ec87664b29792e82f1ed9ade24af4cfb61c867d9d678.webp

2025-01-07 05:21:35

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Test

2024-12-31 01:39:58

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ah, mutzen sagt man dazu bei uns ✌️

2024-12-30 20:48:41

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was sind pfötten? ihr verrückten wikinger

2024-12-29 18:22:28

-2°C outside. perfect time to defrost and clean the freezer. #lifegoals

2024-12-29 14:18:54

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heftig, schick invoice herr laus 👀

2024-12-29 11:43:07

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1.8.0

2024-12-29 10:42:39

@npub1get…0nfm hello, the settings button is not working in the latest release for Alby go ✌️

2024-12-28 19:51:18

❗❗❗ raising bounty to 22k ❗❗❗
👀👀👀
#note1tkl…xzlq

2024-12-27 13:59:03

21k sats bounty for the first person to get the right answer 👀
#note12j2…7v5r

2024-12-27 05:05:49

I have this decades old poster that has been driving people nuts for over 30 years.
Does anyone know if AI can be used to solve it? What model would be best?
#asknostr https://image.nostr.build/15a1d09930f4dfc6ce04e882a0bf262de3f4b4adcb2242b37596bcbbcb4d0cb2.jpg

2024-12-23 15:34:59

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It's up to app developers to include in their app the ability for their app icon to be customized as per the themed icon requirements in AOSP.

2024-12-23 12:20:15

@npub1cn4…3vle & @npub1unm…d0j2
can we have themed app icons for Android please? 🙏
https://m.primal.net/NEKL.png

2024-12-23 05:16:20

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Bitcoiners =/= people that also have bitcoin

2024-12-22 10:29:46

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welche bücher kommen denn in den sinn?

2024-12-21 19:32:08

@nprofile…pyug in messages, when tapping the round user icon, could we go directly to the user profile, rather than opening the message?

2024-12-21 14:58:32

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same 🫡

2024-12-21 14:24:26

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and hopefully win @npub1pg5…tvgj 's monthly forecast 🫡

2024-12-21 13:59:25

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Thanks brother in arms

2024-12-19 00:40:06

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I want to be on the 0.3.6 edge 👀

2024-12-17 12:22:10

I love the German cuisine. Take e.g. some sausage and add pickles = salad. Potatoes plus mayonnaise? Yup, salad. Pasta, eggs and cream? You guessed it, salad.
#foodstr
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2024-12-11 10:18:39

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https://m.primal.net/Msth.png

2024-12-11 10:17:46

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no, something is weird
https://m.primal.net/Mstc.png
https://m.primal.net/Mstd.png

2024-12-11 10:09:16

test icle zap test

2024-12-05 18:29:40

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Laber, das gabs bisher nicht?

2024-12-03 12:49:12

Today is another day my #Start69 by @npub126n…e9ll has to live without an upgrade to 0.3.6 😥

2024-11-21 09:50:51

👆
https://fountain.fm/episode/z7aXvBSgHQ9Rq0wlgw5l
#nevent1q…tzg8

2024-11-15 07:58:36

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https://www.freemarketkids.com/products/hodl-up-a-bitcoin-mining-game

2024-11-15 07:33:20

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Savingsatoshi.com

2024-10-27 14:41:52

Why do #amber and the nostr client, such as @nprofile…s8dt, have to be on the same device? I'd like to be able to set up a dedicated device for nsec management and run clients on a device I carry around. Any suggestions for workarounds?
@nprofile…fpck @nprofile…deau

2024-10-04 11:01:10

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@nprofile…6dtk

2024-10-01 07:44:20

Free Ross #freeross

2024-09-27 15:21:31

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What country do I need to pretend to be in to download the app?

2024-09-22 06:46:00

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Oh word, how to I claim my code then?

2024-09-21 12:16:47

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I don't but I think I recall a note from @nprofile…qss4 to contact them about one 😉

2024-09-19 17:43:53

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Sent from coracle using amber

2024-09-19 17:43:24

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https://image.nostr.build/2bcb8c55606e01c7320e11b32ef93e2287f3c5f2a979ea807be183c34e1a61d7.gif

2024-09-19 17:28:14

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Getting this error when trying to login with Amber https://image.nostr.build/23f46f7bea5fe76355217752deee48681b809902341de4a54c5ec2bca76a659a.jpg

2024-09-19 16:47:05

Set up my @nprofile…qss4 Hub today. What an absolute delight. Very intuitive and good UI/UX once sideloaded to @nprofile…w0xz. The step by step walk through is easy to follow even for tech retards and after waiting for the 6 confs, the channel is up and running.
Really loved how easy and simply functional the transfer from the custodial balance was, too.
The accompanying Go app is cool. No bullshit froo froo functionality. Just two boomer friendly buttons to send/receive.
Bravo to the team. This is how adoption will be driven forward 🙌
#bitcoin #lightning #adoption

2024-09-19 14:18:26

Meeeeooow #catstr
https://image.nostr.build/588b8bc9cda12c1e8c15e4a95e7fc57d0c0fc6b8c3f447715667164c1d670111.jpg

2024-09-19 07:50:45

For @nprofile…x26r
#nevent1q…r2h8

2024-09-19 07:48:24

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🫡

2024-09-17 17:07:53

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...don't drink Büble

2024-09-17 15:15:47

Larger entities tend to prevail over smaller ones. Those governments that are more *effective* in mobilizing military resources, even at the cost of wasting many of them, tend to prevail over those that utilize resources more *efficiently*.
The sovereign individual

2024-09-17 12:17:47

Just finished @nprofile…vxyv and @nprofile…xyf3 first audiobook 🙌

2024-09-13 10:53:45

#lightning #bitcoin #liquidity #klausundulrike
https://m.primal.net/KofX.png

2024-09-10 12:09:34

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https://image.nostr.build/f2b3fe6f10c08e052a2053a11f81d99113ec0cffcaaaee3b8e060101c85ce817.jpg

2024-09-10 12:07:57

#start9 #start69 #bip69maxi
https://image.nostr.build/c4e0c8e29feb7d1d42bf6bda091bcfd58b98d9058c47661ac2a9617a4f739290.jpg

2024-09-10 10:52:22

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https://www.politico.eu/article/germany-border-controls-immigration-clampdown-police-check/

2024-09-10 10:50:18

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https://image.nostr.build/9d1b07dab64e288dd670b6d5ef406c0e974f7d847a86194c65d83a931ba4e127.jpg

2024-09-10 09:45:57

Man, I have no problems or fears right now. The one thing that would make a total difference in my life would be more protection against Islamic terrorists. If only somebody could introduce measures against these guys. Perhaps asking for their IS membership papers at the borders would help?

2024-09-02 07:35:27

Posting this here as a place to refer back to in the future.
AfD is becoming a major force in a lot of German states. However, they cannot win the federal elections as it stands right now due to the lack of a charismatic "leader". Their main heads are too extreme and not likeable enough to campaign for the position of chancellor. That's their biggest obstacle from within.
BSW is exactly that. A party solely built around one thing only: a charismatic leader. Sahra Wagenknecht is sufficiently likeable, young enough and has a lot of experience in the political realm.
It won't be long before the AfD (or a faction thereof) and BSW will close the horseshoe to join forces, effectively combining best of both worlds. The one stop shop for conservative, protest and regular voters alike combined with a popular face that has serious chances of campaigning as chancellor.
I hope I'm wrong. But it's out there now to check against what's to come.

2024-08-29 16:50:40

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Own your Sats.
Reach out to apps.

2024-08-28 18:54:59

Ultimate fatso move #fatstr > #fitstr https://image.nostr.build/44d0529f4e63bfda2f23d86d03e5b12088333371c184adaafa32b00913b37b97.jpg

2024-08-27 16:03:55

@nprofile…6gmf you what's worse? It takes almost 19 years to make a 18 year old 👀

2024-08-25 17:37:33

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@nprofile…9mju

2024-08-25 06:34:22

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Don't just repost stuff from X. This is old news. The current chart looks like this: https://image.nostr.build/cb4c9290008e940b59151dfdd3d0f3429e49ae182fc3f8225af1b3e25c687b3b.jpg

2024-08-23 19:04:34

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doch - aber mach den lachs dann platt

2024-08-23 13:38:18

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Schon gebookmarked

2024-08-22 17:49:37

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https://image.nostr.build/7eae1896513e4d843684bfddfb7be7d4c72d165cf6a1b896cbe79fb76e7733fb.gif

2024-08-20 18:45:38

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Unfollowed

2024-08-20 13:35:46

The Church then and the nationstate today are both examples of institutions grown to a senile extreme. Like the late-medieval Church, the nationstate at the end of the twentieth century is a deeply indebted institution that can no longer pay its way. Its operations are ever more irrelevant and even counterproductive to the prosperity of those who not long ago might have been its staunchest supporters. - Davidson & Rees-Mogg

2024-08-19 10:50:22

Make it a double ✌️🥃
#Monday
https://m.primal.net/KERc.png

2024-08-16 13:38:25

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Have you noticed that amber and fountain premium use the same icon?

2024-08-16 05:46:29

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Nice

2024-08-14 14:28:10

https://image.nostr.build/279c242848b6d78ea02ae0a96da3f45d263340bccbbba1c8c4fca25156f6fef0.jpg

2024-08-13 12:07:30

🧊☕🥵 #IcedCoffee #Coffee #CoffeeChain #Ice
https://image.nostr.build/3c87c8877dfa960d42418e0addaf789ddf42c67c600b2fa5f93d3384bded6b04.jpg

2024-08-07 15:27:46

This tweet aged very well 👹
https://m.primal.net/JrSA.png

2024-08-06 20:59:44

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Take this emoji and 21 ⚡ as proof of my sincere thankfulness.
🧡

2024-08-06 20:55:23

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I think I would side with chatgpt on that one
https://m.primal.net/JqUt.png
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https://m.primal.net/JqUv.png

2024-08-06 18:45:04

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Make sure to tell 'em 🤡

2024-08-02 17:13:11

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Physical and mental health

2024-08-01 17:41:11

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I love ₿esus

2024-07-31 19:33:15

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Saw this note, closed the phone, got off the toilet seat. Now just coming back for a reply and a zap. GN

2024-07-30 19:30:32

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Mehr als Deutschland

2024-07-23 06:43:01

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She's been eerily quite through all this. I have an inkling that she's got something up her sleeve...

2024-07-23 06:35:33

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Wait for it

2024-07-22 22:18:22

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https://m.primal.net/JajB.png

2024-07-21 21:27:26

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Nee, muss doch morgen abend fit sein

2024-07-21 20:54:40

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He's coming back stronger...

2024-07-21 20:52:21

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Except this one. No responsibility for this one please.

2024-07-14 17:58:10

@npub1xdt…ntxy first of all: love npub.pro - so easy and so powerful
now that this is out of the way, how do I turn off those pesky social medeia buttons in the liebling theme?
https://m.primal.net/JQma.png

2024-07-06 14:31:34

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So once you get knots to run (which I did) how tf do you connect to let's say sparrow?