All the Bitcoin CEO jokes were pretty funny, until this morning. I can't call my bank and complain that it was a wrong transaction because -- jokes on me -- I'm my own bank.
A software bug can't drain my gold coins overnight. There's no backdoor or buggy updates. They can't get hacked or traced. They are still exactly where I put them. 100% offline. And only I know where.
Much as I like Bitcoin, I'm keeping the gold.
I sleep better with some gold.
GN
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