Why Nostr? What is Njump?
2023-12-06 21:27:29

PUBKEY on Nostr: 🚨🚨🚨UPDATE 🚨🚨🚨 ALEX HAS BEEN LOCATED. He rolled under a cooler and ...

🚨🚨🚨UPDATE 🚨🚨🚨

ALEX HAS BEEN LOCATED. He rolled under a cooler and was found alongside a dozen bottle caps and three ping pong balls.

Crisis adverted. Thank you for your support through these difficult times.

💜🍻🤙
🚨🚨🚨THEFT AT PUBKEY EMERGENCY NOTE ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨🚨🚨

One of our Scammer Russian Nesting Dolls, Alex Mashinsky, is MISSING!

ITS THE CURIOUS CASE OF THE MATRYOSHKA CAPER. 100K Sat bounty has been placed on information that leads to the safe return of our precious.

Author Public Key
npub1key55ax33gkl50uqemvl4khrtqrhzm7wzpc7fhseutt5ddkcwcrqgxlt3h