Ash on Nostr: The :glitter: Kill me now :glitter:, digital canvas, ca. 2024 Pardon me, ladies and ...
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:glitter: Kill me now :glitter: (npub1qez…pgd3), digital canvas, ca. 2024
Pardon me, ladies and gentleweebs.
It has come to the Museum's attention that a second figure has been discovered within work of which the Museum already held possession. This mysterious "Salty Blonde", as some are wont to call her, has been found within depictions of the eldritch Kek entity.
Long has been the speculation of the identity of one whom presents the egg that raises the Kek.
Now we know. The Salty Blonde character of the myth--our expert eyes and notes previously muddled by a second alias, "The Breakfast Queen"--was the first to present the Sun, or "Sunny Side Up." Perhaps this belies the basis of her celestial identity as Blonde? Regardless, we note confirmation that after the chicken, was egg. After egg, was Salt. After Salt, was breakfast. After breakfast, was Kek. The mythology is complex and expansive.
As for the "Salty" aspect of the epithet, the running consensus is that it's because she didn't know the song "Walking After Midnight" by Patsy Cline wut a faggot
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The Matty-kun (npub13v6…hy07) , digital canvas, ca. 2024
Not often do we admit a work of science into the museum, but the gravity and influence of that work supports our decision. Truly, it would not be possible to share this very museum without the MATTY's existence.
The Matricized Algorithm Travel Train Yeet, the MATTY, is the fifth fundamental force (among the four more widely accepted forces of electromagnetism, gravity, the weak nuclear force, and the strong nuclear force). As the electromagnetic force is carried by bosons called photons, disruptions of the electromagnetic field--thus permitting the existence of lightning, MRIs, and the rainbow--the MATTY force is carried by quanta called posts, disruptions of the MATTY field--allowing for the existence of lols, eggplants, and higher learning.
As for a point of source for the MATTY, we do know that it was some sort of bang. Echoes of it can be heard--a form of background radiation. We play it's recording here: brrRRRrrpth
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