"Well, you see, Guardian Reporter, when I was 12 years old, I put on the Gender Sorting Cap, it took a look at my mind, and shouted out "Girl!" But a bunch of hateful adults refused to believe the Gender Sorting Cap, and instead shoved me in the boys dorm. Eventually I learned how to make gender polyjuice potion, and now I just take that every day so I can be who the Gender Sorting Cap told everyone I was years ago. How do I make the Gender Polyjuice Potion you ask? Oh come on dummy, you know that. It's just sugar, spice, and everything nice, simmer for 30 minutes, put it in a syringe and inject it in your thigh."
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