You let out the last breath. Your consciousness shrinks into a tiny dot of light before vanishing out of existence...
Post-life summary table appears. There's only one row with two numbers, which are apparently the only things that mattered...
The caption above the numbers reads:
Number of mosquitoes killed
vs.
Number of mosquitoes born out of your blood
You did really good!
#joke #humor
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