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Farley on Nostr: The ultimate diner psyop. Step 1️⃣ Drop the rhythmic menu chant. 🎶 "Heeere’s ...

The ultimate diner psyop.

Step 1️⃣ Drop the rhythmic menu chant.
🎶 "Heeere’s your menu… I’ll be baaack!" 🎶
🔥 berberberberrrrr… 🎸🔥

Step 2️⃣ Walk away like nothing happened.
Let them marinate in the silence. ☕

Step 3️⃣ The Fiat Illusion song starts creeping back into their minds.
🎶 "We don’t need no fiat illusion…"
🎶 "No more debt to steal our lives…"

Step 4️⃣ You return to take their order.

They look up. 👀
They realize they’ve been singing it. 🎶
They fully accept their fate. 🤯
And then, like hypnotized diner rebels, they chant back:
🎶 "I’ll start with coffee and one rye toast!" 🎶
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