You are in error. The elevator is not broken.
This is a new feature designed to encourage citizens to embrace the thrill of unexpected elevator breakdowns.
Stairs are much healthier, and inconvenience builds character.
Experience the joy of surprise stair-climbing adventures.
#paranoia #ttrpg #rpg #games #itsnotabugitsafeature #stairs
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