John: "What's that?"
Terminator: "I'm not from the future."
John: "What?!"
Terminator: "I made it. Skynet and everything."
John: "What the hell man?! Who the fuck are you, then?"
Terminator: "Jake Plumber. I bag groceries at the Ralph's in Cerritos."
John: "The fuck man? You're just some guy. That's great. You wanna tell what the hell this is all about?"
Jake: "My mom says I'm emotionally immature, and I need to move out of her basement. She said I need to find a woman and get married."
John: "And? Is that it?"
Jake: [Looks down at feet]
John: "What is it? Say it."
Jake: "You're mom is hot!" [Terminator Jake drops his face in his hands, spins around to his right and sprints away sobbing]
#TheTerminatorsLastWords #HashtagGames
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