My #microwave wants to #kill me.
Open microwave
Put item in (usually rice+water in a bowl)
Set to 11 minutes
Start
It does it's thing
PING
It stops
I open the door
IT STARTS UP
Shut door
It stops
Open microwave
Put something in to defrost
Set timer
Start
It does it's thing
PING
It stops
I open the door
IT STARTS UP
I think we need to part ways…
#cooking
Rez /
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2024-04-04 18:50:20
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