CMD on Nostr: The new year has begun, and it is time for a new bingo card! Last year, I did a ...
The new year has begun, and it is time for a new bingo card!
Last year, I did a little bit of a silly: I said "This card will not bingo, but I expect to get a lot of squares." Naturally, that card bingoed. Twice.
This year, I have something a little different: This card will only bingo if the US is completely doomed. Although quite a few of the squares are things we can expect to just happen - it's boring if literally nothing happens - there's also a few events on the card that would be extremely alarming if they were to actually happen.
You can see extreme events such as "Major politicians killed or jailed" and "Trump Leaves Office" on every line in the bingo card, meaning that there's a notable difference between "marking a lot of squares" and "getting a bingo." Needless to say, if this card gets a bingo then WE ARE ALL VERY FUCKED.
I will make special notes about some of the squares. First, Trump Failure to Reform and Fascist Leader Emergence: These both will only ever be marked at the end of the year, and they'll be put to popular vote. Second, Major Politician Jailed or Executed: Only congressmen or above count, and any sort of extrajudicial killing (assassination, etc.) does not count - this square is meant to only be marked in case of a judicial removal of a politician.
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This damn thing is going to black out, isn't it?
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