Patrick H. Lauke on Nostr: So... I'd love to get the #mpox #nhs vaccine before I travel to the states, attend a ...

So... I'd love to get the #mpox #nhs vaccine before I travel to the states, attend a week-long conference, and travel back, next month. Should I pretend that I'm bisexual, or does my "working from home" setup count as a "sex-on-premises venue"? (does wanking count too?)