Ode to My Period
By FemaleIsNotAFeeling
Period, period go away
Why not come back another day
What have you ever done for me?
You bring norhing but misery
My lower back, my bloated gut
Im tired, I'm angry and all for what
For you to kick me when I'm down?
I hate it when you come around
I'd slap you silly if I could
I'd hit you with a piece of wood
Oh ye, this throne I sit upon,
I'll just stab you with a tampon
Im sick of you, why cant you see
I'm twisted up in agony
You stained my sheets, you ruined my night
You caused me and my friend to have a fight
I'll battle you for near a week
To make sure that you do not leak
And then that day will finally come
When I can say this shit is done!!!
FemaleIsNotAFeeling /
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2023-11-02 17:03:05
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