Things you do NOT want your sysadmin to say:
Here you go…
Uh-oh…..
Shit!!
What the hell!?
Go get your backup tape. (You do have a backup tape?)
That’s SOOOOO bizarre.
Wow!! Look at this…..
Hey!! The Linux don’t do this.
Terminated??!
What software license?
Well, it’s doing something…..
Wow….that seemed fast…..
I got a better job at XUZ Corp…
Management says…
Sorry, the new equipment didn’t get budgetted
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