AnotherDayInHell on Nostr: Zaphod: "Arthur, this is Marvin the Uplifting Android. Marvin, this is Arthur." ...

Zaphod: "Arthur, this is Marvin the Uplifting Android. Marvin, this is Arthur."

Marvin: "Why, hello, Arthur! So nice to meet you! You're looking fit and healthy today! My, you must be famished. Come with with me." [Marvin leads Arthur to a wall-mounted device in a nearby cubicle.]

Arthur: "What's this thing?"

Marvin: "This is the Infinite Probably Drive. Whatever you want, it can make! Are you hungry?"

Arthur: "Not really."

Marvin: "Thirsty?"

Arthur: "I suppose I could go for a cup of tea."

Marvin: "Right-o! Give the man a cup of tea!" [The device whirs briefly, and suddenly a steaming cup of something appears]

Arthur: "Is that it?"

Marvin: "Yep! Here you go! Enjoy!" [Marvin hands the cup to Arthur. Arthur sniffs it, then takes a sip. He looks up, astonished.]

Arthur: "That's tea! Bloody good tea. It even has milk and sugar! What is that? Pu-erh? Irish Breakfast?"

Marvin: "I have no idea what any of that means! Oh well! We're having fun!"

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