“We’ve solved the immigrant problem! The foundation has purchased two defunct cruise ships for scrap value, with a combined capacity of over 15000 berths!”
“Isn’t it cruel to cram asylum seekers into those tiny rooms? I suppose you won’t even be running a casino and cabaret to distract them?”
“Oh no, you’ve got it wrong, we’re putting the racist policymakers in the prison hulks”
#Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot
Christopher Biggs /
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2024-06-19 23:21:03
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