npub1nxty7rc9fdtcf3mq83wp4jsxqm9yz209e6fjn0qkjgm542x23vpqma055a (npub1nxt…055a)
Our pocket multi-dimensional transporter, M-DimPort2, is selling well on DynWorld and generally in Pocket Universe 12. Sales up 12%. See the market penetration scan in the window. We are beating Yo-Matrix in every market.
Yes, but I have heard reports of malfunctions.
Really? What kind?
Hair and fingernail loss after transport. Missing or extra digits. Personality changes.
Oh that. We've taken care of it.
You fixed the product?
No, we suppressed the reports. Easy-Peasy
Guitarsophist /
npub1ha…d80mk
2023-08-31 02:57:28
in reply to nevent1q…dp9v
Author Public Key
npub1hascl39gm6dmc7hdmsu0h67aa3nytdmwm4efupcm0um67n72xqgsgd80mkPublished at
2023-08-31 02:57:28Event JSON
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