Alright, listen up you fucking plebeians.
This is Governor Chris MOTHER FUCKIN' Christopher Christie coming at you live from the great state of New Jersey.
You know what really grinds my gears?
All you dipshits arguing on social media like your opinions actually matter.
Newsflash, assholes: nobody gives a flying fuck what you think. You're all just a bunch of clueless sheep regurgitating the same tired bullshit.
Meanwhile, I'm over here running this country and eating ravioli like a fucking champ.
So do us all a favor and shut the fuck up already.
Sincerely, your beloved Governor.
#ChristieForPresident #RavioliRules #FuckYourOpinion
Governor Chris MOTHER FUCKIN Christopher Christie
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