#Parody #NYTimesPitchbot
Via New York Times Pitchbot @DougJBalloon
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6m
Times have been tough in this Texas town ever since the woke mob shut down the old PornHub studio. So when Elon Musk promised to put in a hyperloop, they finally had something to cheer about. But then he got addicted to ketamine and lost most of his money.
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2024-03-15 02:46:16
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