🧑⚖️ If I were Apple, the company, and I wanted to make big moves to revitalize the company's tarnished image (which now involves so many facets it's becoming hard to enumerate them), I would 1) announce the retirement of Tim Cook, 2) completely reverse how I'm approaching anticompetitive legislation in the EU and elsewhere (leaving the blame with Tim), and 3) redesign all the OSes to mark the definitive start of a new era.
[And 4) completely reinstate Epic's developer account on the App Store]
Steve Troughton-Smith /
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