Future Historian: when did you first realize you had entered Late Stage Capitalism?
Hologram: Hmm, I think it was monetizing whales eating phytoplankton to combat climate change.
Historian: Sorry, what?
Hologram: Whales eat phytoplankton and...
Historian: No, no, I know that. Are you trolling me?
Hologram: Umm, no? Sorry?
Historian: I give up. Nobody is going to believe this.
#CarbonOffsets #NatureBasedSolutions
https://www.ft.com/content/b8ec1997-67d0-42a7-a7bb-ff8e2dd02a90
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