Once again for the morons in the nosebleeds:
THERE IS NO LOGICAL REASON FOR YOU TO STAND SO CLOSE TO ME IN QUEUE AT A CHECKOUT THAT I CAN TELL WHAT YOU HAD FOR BREAKFAST BY THE SMELL OF YOUR WARM BREATH ON THE BACK OF MY NECK, EVEN THROUGH MY MASK, YOU MISANDRIST, INCONSIDERATE PIECE OF SHIT.
I just had to shower and change clothes to get the smell of cheap waffles and corn syrup out of my hair.
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