Ame on Nostr: Okay hear me out, I have a startup idea: Ｗａｉｆｕ Ｍａｔｃｈ！ ...

Okay hear me out, I have a startup idea:

Ｗａｉｆｕ　Ｍａｔｃｈ！

Essentially, it's a dating site that pairs cute girls with tech millionaires. Integrates a lot of the stuff families used to handle - a central legal department writes ironclad prenups with the full backing of the company, and so on. It's composed of two websites, one for tech millionaires, and one for cute girls.

The tech millionaire side:

> The platform is a nondescript social media site popularized through word of mouth to trusted friends, with total plausible deniability. Anyone in the know is blacklisted if they talk to the media.

> When creating an account, you provide proof of bank account / investment size, to ensure millionaire status.

> Your house doesn't count, seven figure net worth including house is just upper-middle class.

> You can also, optionally, provide height, race, and a shirtless picture that will be analyzed by AI to determine your body type

> If you don't provide these, you'll be filtered out by any waifus that filter by any of the above, but can still use the service.

The cute girl side:

> A variety of boutique dating sites are generated and advertised via AI, each providing an application process.

> When creating an account, you provide a birth certificate, a face picture, and proof of BMI. These are supplemented by a bunch of other questions about irrelevant things like star sign, which are discarded upon form submission.

> The face picture is anonymized through ~super secret AI tech~, so that all meaningful qualities (age, symmetry, major features) are preserved, but the image is not directly recognizable.

> The girl is shown the result, because she probably will not understand the idea of attention-optimized conditional diffusion processes.

> You can also specify virginity status, but you don't have to.

> After this process, there is a 'personal status review', where an AI scrapes the internet for evidence of past indiscretions.

> If the background check came back clean, she gets a pretty hand-written letter with a wax seal inviting her to the platform. If not, she gets a nice email optimized to make her feel good about herself, directing her to a platform where she can chat with chatbots pretending to be attractive men.

The matching process:

> Men can filter by race (White or Asian), age (<29 is implicit, <25 is unlocked with multiple millions, <22 is unlocked with eight figures), and BMI (<23 is assumed, anything lower must be specified).

> Women can filter by race (same or White), height, and income. 5'9" is unlocked by age <25, 5'10" is unlocked by age <22. Aging past filter range keeps the filter intact on the frontend, but simply adjusts mens' heights upward in the interface when showing them to her.

> Upon reaching age 29 or exceeding 23 BMI at any time, a woman ages out of the site and is shunted to an identical copy populated by chatbots.