PROMPT: you are a skilled marketing copywriter. Craft a public-facing statement for ATL BitLab describing how:
- We received countless Nostr DMs asking us if we were going to run a Black Friday sale.
- We decided not to run a "Black Friday" sale, because the name means that American retailers spend the rest of the year "in the red". These reckless business practices are enabled by fiat currencies, and we, like, totally opt-out of social functions that promote the cantillon effect, dude.
- As a hackerspace, we prefer to embrace technological advancements that ensure the longevity of the human race, like bitcoin, articificial intelligence, and, of course, Cyber Monday sales.
- We'll be running this sale starting today and running through Friday. Buying a product for your loved ones helps support the Lab while also showing the world that you like to give the finger to fiat consumerism.
Write 3 different variations of this public statement: one of them is mild, the other one is medium, and the last one is quite spicy. Make sure to use popular hashtags like #bitcoin, #nostr, #grownostr, #plebchain, and #siamstr.
PROMPT: Now write 10 different marketing taglines for this ATL BitLab hoodie. It's feature are:
- Black for shadowy super coders
- Orange highlights like the one true coin
- ATL BitLab logo emblazoned proudly on the chest
- Will probably keep you warm enough for the Atlanta winter
PROMPT: Now write 10 different marketing taglines for this ATL BitLab t-shirt. It's feature are:
- Charcoal gray
- ATL BitLab logo on front of shirt, but emblazoned more humbly than the hoodie
- This is a crowd favorite amongst BitLab hackers
PROMPT: Now write 10 different marketing taglines for this ATL BitLab women's cropped tank top. It's features are:
- Heathered orange
- ATL BitLab logo on front of shirt
- Sure to please the BitQueen in your life
Finally, produce some follow-up posts that can be used for every day remaining this week.