Actual scene this morning:
Me: Maybe we should get one of those robot vacuums, like a Roomba? The apartment would feel a lot cleaner if dirt and dog fur were automatically zapped away daily
Wife: Eh, maybe we just use our hand vac more? Here, let's use it now...
[5 minutes later]
Wife: [drops hand vac on foot, possibly breaks her toe]
***
Now my afternoon itinerary is 1) take wife to walk-in clinic; 2) go buy a new vacuum
JB Emmons /
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2023-09-16 19:56:12
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