Joe Rosensteel 🏳️🌈 on Nostr: Yeah, the real problem with “Duke Cannon” bath products scented with Buffalo ...
Yeah, the real problem with “Duke Cannon” bath products scented with Buffalo Trace bourbon was that they weren’t high viscosity. You need that THICK booze body wash. You know, for manly men who have zero issues in their lives other than viscosity.
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