At the midwinter employee orientation, the little snake was sitting in the front row, if not bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, well, bright-eyed and shiny-scaled.
The HR guy looked at the diminutive serpent quizzically.
"You're a new hire?"
"You bet!" the snake said, lifting up on its coils proudly. "I'm a real value #adder. You'll be really glad I'm on board. Whether it's sales month over month, customer retention, employee morale--you name it, I'll add value."
#wss366 #microfiction
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