Wiggle Hard on Nostr: Your move You’re just minding your own business, taking a dump on a public toilet ...
Your move
You’re just minding your own business, taking a dump on a public toilet with the cheap door locked and closed. All the sudden Governor Chris Christie fresh from a visit to chipotle rips the door off of the stall and throws you off of the toilet seat saying he’s about to explode. . He begins to drop explosive diarrhea and clog the toilet. As you pick out your self up off the ground what is your next move?
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