A would-be robber called the cops on himself to report he had been injured while trying to break into a Texas car dealership, police said.
https://nypost.com/2025/03/30/us-news/would-be-thief-has-to-call-911-to-beg-for-help-when-hes-hurt-during-goofy-break-in-and-mistakenly-thinks-hes-trapped/