Step 1: Set alarm for some activity that you are trying to time
Step 2: Get distracted multitasking and doing something that causes your hands to get a fuckton of grease or oil on them
Step 3: Have alarm go off
Step 4: Feel burning anger as the alarm loudly and continually repeats itself in your back pocket, taunting you because it knows you can’t deactivate it just yet
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2024-03-11 15:41:36
Author Public Key
npub1f5kp0umnvea9zhp0qats0j9e85l7uaf5qq84chyx6cflknte3q6qfkn7g6Published at
2024-03-11 15:41:36Event JSON
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