I have to poke a capsule down a Boston terrier's throat twice a day from now on.
Terrier when it's something she's not supposed to eat: unhinges her jaw like a snake and swallows it whole before I can get there.
Terrier when it's good for her: jaw locks like a pit bull on meth. Get me a can opener and a car jack.
Twice a day.
Teknique is my middle name /
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