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Dimwit neighbor across the street is using a GAS leaf blower to remove.....wait for it....PINE NEEDLES....from the driveway that he never uses. So he's generating noise and carbon pollution for the sake of keeping up appearances.
A rake would suffice if those pine needles are such a problem. Or a battery powered blower that wouldn't annoy everyone else.
The American white male and his obsession with being the king of pristine yards.
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