skze :nonbinary_flag: on Nostr: hey guys i figured out how to use nuclear fusion as a safe and reliable energy ...
hey guys i figured out how to use nuclear fusion as a safe and reliable energy source. its simple really. all you need to do is collect approximately 2*1030 kg of hydrogen and helium. then for safety reasons you stay approximately 150 million km away from it at all times. that way you get more energy than you could ever use, which you can harness in a number of different ways, and as a bonus you’ll be comfortably warm too. where do i put my name to get the nobel prize?
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