npub1vysp5gmam6gslnl6lgpqx843kaftzfw8e8kj4syqgt3le40ddvrs7cej9w (npub1vys…ej9w) npub1r3p9rjsfs2rwt6ku8dzqftck534krd0y72zqjmtwq625hdmksa9qmzdz2z (npub1r3p…dz2z) Trust me, that “hole” is apparently designed to make it impossible to get your snickers out when you need to. Especially if you have an urgent need. Then it is essentially a process of sticking your fingers through the fly in your pants to try find the tightly fitting, overlapping flaps of cotton, searching around for your snickers, and then bending your snickers around a couple of 90 degree turns. Also, those aforementioned fabric flaps? They then press on either side of your snickers, which is uncomfortable and counterproductive to the task at hand.
I gave up using that absurdly designed snickers hole decades ago. When I need to get my snickers out, I pull my pants down and sit like a civilized person.
Brian Hawthorne /
npub18j…qv76g
2023-11-15 15:58:26
in reply to nevent1q…4zkc
Author Public Key
npub18jt7vx3r7cj4pq95eq9p5tq8ms7ps53ty7e3zmtypcd7hdjyq47q5qv76gPublished at
2023-11-15 15:58:26Event JSON
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