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Smaller, Less Glorious Heaven Built For Presbyterians (Satire)

From The Babylon Bee

HEAVEN — Sources close to God have confirmed the construction of a smaller, slightly less glorious Heaven built specifically for Presbyterians. Located adjacent to actual Heaven, Presbyterian Heaven is reportedly a little smaller and more remote, but is still technically Heaven. According to a spokesangel, the new Presbyterian Heaven will still be “nice,” but just […]

Oct 24th 2024 3:41pm EDT

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