Lawyer: my client should be able to Fuck Around, forever.
Lefty SC justice: What about the Finding Out step that always follows?
Lawyer: We eliminate it. It never happens ever again, but just for the office of President. Everyone else continues to Find Out.
[6 out of 9 SCOTUS justices nod in agreement]
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2024-04-27 13:43:29
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