"Your son is a bit effeminate," a friend said to me. "I'm pro-LGBTQ, of course I am. But are you sure your ex-wife isn't *pushing* him towards being gay? That's what woke people do these days."¹
And that, dear reader, is why I'm currently serving life for murder. ²
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¹ I've translated from euphemism to plain English.
² I wish I'd killed him. Instead I responded coldly and we moved on.
David Njoku /
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