"Your shipment will be delivered tomorrow.
Your shipment will be delivered today.
Your shipment will arrive between 2 and 4pm today.
Your shipment is on the truck for delivery.
Your shipment is 5 minutes away.
Your shipment has been delivered.
Here is your proof of delivery.
Please tell us how we did with your shipment."
Will you please shut the *&@# up about it? Just give me my package and let me get on with my life. I'm not looking for a friend in the post office.
rob pike /
npub16s…mpvtz
2023-10-02 22:41:44
Author Public Key
npub16s49cyez927vm69a3vrfckav2pmulculhrzz95cgl82p8r4hd8eq2mpvtzPublished at
2023-10-02 22:41:44Event JSON
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