Wil James on Nostr: One day at lunch several guys were engaged in a little friendly bragging about their ...
One day at lunch several guys were engaged in a little friendly bragging about their sexual prowess and the dimensions of their members.
First one, then the next would add his own exaggerations until the whole thing became quite ridiculous.
Then Bill said matter of factly "mine's about four inches."
There was stunned silence before one of the guys said, "Bill, you're kidding right?"
"Not at all, four inches." He said, with perfect sincerity. "You know, some women like it."
We all sat in embarrassed silence until Bill continued, "Of course, others complain it's just too wide."
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