if I ever get rid of the collection of toll gate and pump station receipts in my car's sun visor, the police will be at my door the next day for an investigation about a newly discovered corpse (that matches the time area of one of them because it's been found buried in the woods or smth) and I will miss out on having a solid alibi
this sounds stupid but it plays out every time I try to clean my car so it must be true
Merγβ π― δ·γ /
npub1f6β¦6kar6
2024-08-18 17:23:33
Author Public Key
npub1f6twfq0dn4yl09dx7sfmkkl4ukyq7ylyh4cpyxkxt9v9q0yzjjaqz6kar6Published at
2024-08-18 17:23:33Event JSON
{
"id": "439935006ed1fdf00fdb6a319dae9661866e7ec0a590c08462540885adcf2f78",
"pubkey": "4e96e481ed9d49f795a6f413bb5bf5e5880f13e4bd70121ac65958503c8294ba",
"created_at": 1724001813,
"kind": 1,
"tags": [
[
"proxy",
"https://shrine.moe/objects/dc006c6d-2058-44ea-8725-70fbe2f3e938",
"activitypub"
],
[
"L",
"pink.momostr"
],
[
"l",
"pink.momostr.activitypub:https://shrine.moe/objects/dc006c6d-2058-44ea-8725-70fbe2f3e938",
"pink.momostr"
],
[
"-"
]
],
"content": "if I ever get rid of the collection of toll gate and pump station receipts in my car's sun visor, the police will be at my door the next day for an investigation about a newly discovered corpse (that matches the time area of one of them because it's been found buried in the woods or smth) and I will miss out on having a solid alibi\r\nthis sounds stupid but it plays out every time I try to clean my car so it must be true",
"sig": "21173062f12dfa0fd785091c7bd857a2cbffedfd202f92af7fce32721e5bbc94a5f2cc04aa2bc11057f41e5c375df87f40a64e09a86b14d2d2f42b018b06a1b3"
}