Eichi🐺 on Nostr: > Open Garage Door > Guy starts stabbing me > give him a slap > 3 cops walk in to ...
> Open Garage Door
> Guy starts stabbing me
> give him a slap
> 3 cops walk in to give me a fine
> guy keeps stabbing me after fine is paid
> cops leave
That's how Mafia works
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