(hosting the dark souls guy at my house)
me: ok now i'm going to leave you in this room full of valuable antique furniture. now, i know your love of destroying antique furniture by doing forward rolls, so i'm going to ask you politely, as a guest in my house, to restrain yourself from doing that in here please.
dark souls guy: ok
me: now i'm just going to go into the kitchen to put the kettle on
dark souls guy: ok
me: please don't do any forward rolls while i'm gone
dark souls guy: i promise
alex /
npub1cf…ha34u
2024-07-01 11:57:20
Author Public Key
npub1cfm8rqphquvhc42jf9qc3cf7mdvrp243a8uw0aklwtk6k6qdzgdqwha34uPublished at
2024-07-01 11:57:20Event JSON
{
"id": "43d4d625e24a79e193f0dbc583f73c095095fd639d6b433f13eead69d03dbf91",
"pubkey": "c27671803707197c5552494188e13edb5830aab1e9f8e7f6df72edab680d121a",
"created_at": 1719835040,
"kind": 1,
"tags": [
[
"proxy",
"https://godforsaken.website/users/alex/statuses/112711109229994605",
"activitypub"
]
],
"content": "(hosting the dark souls guy at my house)\nme: ok now i'm going to leave you in this room full of valuable antique furniture. now, i know your love of destroying antique furniture by doing forward rolls, so i'm going to ask you politely, as a guest in my house, to restrain yourself from doing that in here please.\ndark souls guy: ok\nme: now i'm just going to go into the kitchen to put the kettle on\ndark souls guy: ok\nme: please don't do any forward rolls while i'm gone\ndark souls guy: i promise",
"sig": "99b15d6abc08faf6b242f9ef4588fbf965a178f977bfd6dd252c61001a230b335012c80a1755abddfac121ba960ad2f95daf8c620b69efc9d729f09276b41cb4"
}