The things that felt better were mayo and papaya. Papaya you have to be careful, it's heavy which can hurt you and *very* noisy
Sausages can be fun and enter really deep, but it depends on your anal sensitivity. I myself prefer thickness rather than deepness so my favourite for anal is corn cobs
Peanut butter is too thick, but you can cum from it, while bread is too soft. Cake is often impossible to penetrate without making a hole and too dry for my taste.
Everything that's not an absolute solid gets very messy. Mayo, yogurt, peanut butter, it all gets on the floor so be careful. Bananas are overrated, most will just get destroyed if you try and don't do it with cold food, it's uncomfy
Bell peppers feel like nothing, but if you manage to cum while fucking one, it might be big enough for a pissy afterglow, and in general pissing into the food after you finish feels very good.
About your ass, don't put anything in it that you're not absolutely sure you can shit out. If it gets stuck, it's an awkward hospital visit
The only thing I didn't mention is a type of brazilian cheese called requeijão. It's in between peanut butter and mayo, but I doubt you'd be able to find it and if you do, don't waste in masturbation unless it's a reliable source
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2025-02-27 00:16:03
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