bitcoinwell on Nostr: NGD Insurance is here 🥳 Bitcoin Well dares you to HODL like a psycho — make a ...

NGD Insurance is here 🥳

Bitcoin Well dares you to HODL like a psycho — make a $69 purchase and we’ll give you a FULL REFUND if BTC hits zero

Here’s how it works 👇

💥Smash buy $69 at bitcoinwell.com/app/buy (you know you want to)

💪🏼 HODL like the bitcoin anarchists psychopath you truly are

If BTC collapses to $0 we’ll refund your entire order faster than a Fed bureaucrat is printing your retirement to dust… currently at billions per day

It’s the ultimate maxi move — stack to zero, with zero fear.

OK, you caught us. Happy April Fools 😜

But for real, $69 smash buys grant (wishes) today!