Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine on Nostr: He'd trained you well. All it took was for him to initiate a countdown from 10 to 1 ...

He'd trained you well. All it took was for him to initiate a countdown from 10 to 1 and on the count of 1 you'd involuntarily pee. It didn't matter if you were out of earshot once the countdown had commenced, the numbers would resonate through your head even without him uttering them.

Sometimes you'd dash off, desperate to find a toilet when you heard him say "ten", often you'd abandon your search at the count of "five" and simply look for nearest bush or screen to hide behind as you squatted, on public transport that was futile, you'd just grab a coat or a jumper, sit on it, and bury your head in you phone, hoping the other passengers couldn't see your glowing cheeks, as you soaked yourself.