Moist_Ratstein on Nostr: I knew a retarded cat growing up. Genuinely retarded. She was cool. The only pets she ...
I knew a retarded cat growing up. Genuinely retarded. She was cool. The only pets she liked was shit like this. She couldn't fart so she'd come up to my buddy and meow scream until he picked her up and squeezed her like a bagpipe. I'm sure her life would have been hell if she wasn't retarded. But she was and she loved every minute of it.
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